*67
As soon as you enter the Movie
Theater, the audience breaks into
applause.  "They've brought the
feature film!" someone shouts.  "We
don't have to watch { try to act
anymore!"
*68
You lead < out of the Movie Theater.
"Let's take this constellation back
to Star Gazer's Knoll!" you say.

">," Ursa Minor says to you with a
soft purr, "a star of stage and
screen this constellation is NOT!"
*69
In front of the screen of the Movie
Theater, < } acting.
*500
Orion, the Hunter, gesticulates
wildly, throwing his arms out in
every direction, and nearly hitting
members of the audience.

"I've never seen anything quite so
bad," Ursa whispers to you.
*501
Each Sister is holding a long curved
sword and trying to look fierce and
powerful.  It isn't working.

"This is the worst version of THE
SEVEN SAMURAI I have ever seen!" Ursa
says.
*502
The Cup whizzes through the air,
doing twists and turns, performing a
bad imitation of the UFOs in CLOSE
ENCOUNTER OF THE THIRD KIND.
*503
Hydra tries to splash around, doing
its version of FLIPPER: THE MOVIE.

Ursa looks at you and then puts her
paws over her eyes in embarrassment.
*504
Cygnus, The Swan, roars and growls,
trying to play GODZILLA.

Ursa looks at you and then puts her
paws over her eyes.
*505
"Roar!  Bellow!  Groan!" Hercules
says with a smile on his face.

"Well," Ursa says to you, "that's the
worst RAMBO I've ever seen!"
*506
Wearing a furry mask, Delphinus is
being forced to growl and swing its
fins back and forth while eating a
banana.

"That's the worst KING KONG I've ever
seen!" Ursa sighs.
*507
Pegasus' wings are pinned and two
styrofoam pointed ears are taped to
the side of his head.  "This is not
logical!" the horse whinnies.

"I agree!" Ursa says.
*508
With each dramatic line the dragon
performs, a stream of fire shoots out
across the audience.

"This is terrible!" Ursa cries.
*509
Cepheus the King stands royally
before the moviegoers, and although
he knows his lines perfectly, the
poor King can't act to save his life!
*70
"This won't do!" you say to Ursa
Minor. "Let's get this constellation
out of here!"

You reach out to take {, but the
moviegoers stop you.
*71
The audience boos you angrily.

"You're not taking {!  At least not
until you find the feature film that
this, uh, actor mysteriously
replaced!" they shout.

"We better bring them their feature
film," you say.

"Well, >," Ursa Minor says, "let's
search Star Town!"
*73
As soon as you enter the Movie
Theater for the second time, you are
assaulted by {'s acting.  "To be, or
not to be," { } bleating.

"Arguing Alpha Centauri!" Ursa
shouts.  "We'd better find their
feature film if we want to put { back
in the sky!"
*74
"For heaven's sake!" Ursa Minor
sputters as you enter the Movie
Theater for the third time.  "{ }
still acting.  Let's find the feature
film that's supposed to be here
before we start seeing stars!"
*75
"That's the type of star I like to
see on the silver screen," Ursa says
pointing.  On the screen is Duke
Piewalker in the science fiction
classic, THE EMPIRE STRIKES GRIT.

"I've seen it 10 times," you reply as
you and Ursa leave the theater.
*76
In the far corner of the Movie
Theater you notice /.  Do you need /?
*77
You already have the \ with you.  You
must take care of what you have
before you pick up anything new.
*550
"Excuse me, gentlemen," you say to
the Quartet.  "If you follow me, I
can return you to your Barber Shop."

"Hooray!  Hooray!  Hooray!  Hooray!"
they all shout in harmony.  They
squeeze into your wagon and let you
pull them out of the Movie Theater.
*551
"Ah ha!" you say to Ursa.  "Just what
we've been looking for!"  You and
Ursa tuck the truck into your wagon
and pull it out of the Movie Theater.
*553
"Excuse me, sir," you say to the
waiter.  "You look rather lost.  If
you follow me, I can return you to
your Restaurant."

The waiter pulls out his book of
checks and hops into your wagon.
*554
With the help of your little bear
friend, you heave the cage into your
wagon and drag the wagon out of the
Movie Theater.
*555
"Excuse me, madam," you say to the
woman dressed in a business suit and
flight goggles.  "If you follow me, I
can take you back to the Airport."

The controller smiles and says "Thank
you!  You know, I can't even remember
what I'm doing here!"  She steps into
your wagon and sits down.
*556
"Excuse me, sir," you say to the
librarian whose nose is deep inside a
large book.  "You look rather out of
place here.  If you follow me, I can
return you to the Grammar School."

The librarian happily settles into
your wagon and opens a book.  He
reads while you pull him out of the
Movie Theater.
*557
"Excuse me, Madam," you say to the
doctor.  "If you follow me, I can
return you to all your patients at
the Hospital."

The doctor pulls her white coat about
her shoulders and sits down in your
wagon.
*558
"Excuse me, sir," you say to the
astronomer.  "If you follow me, I can
return you to the Observatory."

The astronomer adjusts his glasses,
stumbles into your wagon, and
mutters, "Thank you, thank you, I
didn't think I was in the right
place."
*79
You and Ursa Minor are in a fancy
Movie Theater with plush seats and a
gigantic screen.  The theater is
packed with moviegoers.
*80
You and Ursa Minor walk back into the
fancy Movie Theater.
*81
"Nothing much here," you say to Ursa.
"Let's get out of here and continue
searching Star Town."
*82
You drop off the Movie Projector.
"Let's go rescue another
constellation," you say to Ursa, and
quickly leave the Movie Theater.
*1000
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